Month: February 2011

Episode #55 – The Anti-Porn Symphony (To Touch A Jiggler)

Ken Jennings has failed humanity. The machines will kills us all. Should we do away with the King James Version of the Bible? Is it antiquated and incorrect at this point? An Orem woman gets swindled by a Nigerian prince British dude on LDSLinkUp to the tune of $200,000. Might we soon see missionaries in Cuba? Sources say yes. Latino activists urge Mexico to bar American missionaries. The father of the 5 Browns is a schmuck. A concert to go against porn! Yes! Your comments and letters! …and more stories from the Mormon Times about food and junk like that. Seriously? Links: Why the KJT is outdated Why the KJT is infallible and amazing Another reason not to use LDSLinkUp Cuba! Filthy Five Brown Jerk Kill the Americans Ken Jennings causes our demise LDS among fastest-growing churches Concerts against porn Drunk dude breaks into AZ church Original text of the BoM Icons of Mormon food Da pidgin...

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Episode #54 – Elder Johnson Wants to Drop Somebody

The Mormon Bachelor is over! Yay! Props to our friends at MoBach, though. They’ve done a great job. Is Jimmer the greatest missionary in the world? Ever? Elder Cook makes some interesting remarks about singles wards, namely that the “ideal way” of doing this is for them not to exist altogether? Al desperately wants to feel a woman’s hand on him. Lawsuits are fun. A woman sues the Church over injuries sustained during a 2005 activity. A missionary in California saves a man from a crashed plane! Is it him? Is it In-N-Out? This is a miracle, but either way, Elder Johnson clearly wants to kill you. The Claremont Colleges are starting a new Mormon journal. Submit your stuff today! And Al finds out the truth behind the Brandon Flowers music video. Clickety click MoBach SL Trib article Daily Universe loves Buckman Jimmer. Missionary. Deity-esque. Will Huntsman and Romney hurt the church? Responses to “Feel A Man’s Hand on Me.” Suing the Church New Mormon studies journal Elder Johnson is out for...

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MoBach Round 2 Throwdown #4 – Sara vs. Angie

Editors’ note: Welcome to the second round of MoBach reviews and critiques. The people at The Mormon Bachelor are delighted to curb your right to free speech. We are delighted to encourage free speech. The freer, the better. Go, team! Sara Olds Al: Sara, if I remember correctly, was our favorite from before. Geoff: I think I was neutral. She was the Disneyland know-how one. A: With this much MJ, can this even go bad? G: Yes. But with a name like “Hype Studios,” I think all is possible. A: Oh gees, he is soooo white. This is gonna...

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MoBach Round 2 Throwdown #3 – Jane vs. Melanie

Editors’ note: Welcome to the second round of MoBach reviews and critiques. The people at The Mormon Bachelor are delighted to curb your right to free speech. We are delighted to encourage free speech. The freer, the better. Go, team! Jane Madsen Geoff: Sheesh. I guess rent caps are benefiting someone, Jane. Nice abode. Al: I think Jane is in the north of Manhattan, the rent is cheaper above 85th see G: They liiiike each other. You can just tell. A: LOOOOVE! G: Times Square is kinda cliché, but Rick’s never been to NY, so who the heck cares? A: Time square is great, it’s just a fun place to go and feel like you’re in the city. It’s not the true “New York” but it’s very busy city feeling. G: I think this is Rick’s first time using public transit since he disavowed BART in San Francisco. A: What’s wrong with the BART? A: M&M hi fives… women love that. G: This video is really nicely shot; just the depth, lighting, colors. Good job, MoBach folks. G: Lovin the creepy Blair Witch footage atop 30 Rock. And now they are making out off camera. This is filthy. A: There is nothing better than hearing lips slobbering off camera. This is true reality TV. G: Holy romance, dude. The song, the slow-mo. Lens flares. Gnomeo and Juliet. It doesn’t...

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