David Johnson is a wonderful kid. We’re sure the MoBach people had good intentions by having Ashley take him out (watch the video to see how many times the “tables are turned,” according to them), but in the end, this comes off as a cheap and exploitative move. Honestly, the three of us (Jenna Kim Jones joins) were more appalled and upset by this than anything else.

That said, David is a radical dancer and a pretty hilarious kid. We would all learn a lot from how carefree and whole he is.