Breaking news: Ann Romney will not do Dancing With the Stars. Life is HARD!

Some misguided youth do a “flash mob” in Temple Square. Yippee.

There’s a new dating site specifically for gay Mormons. Come for the talk of Mosiah 3:19. Leave for the velour coats.

A new online petition pushes to have women pray in General Conference. Good or bad? Or is this another Wear Pants to Church Day mishap?

The Church’s delegation to President Obama’s inauguration has been selected. Enjoy Washington, Elders Cook and Perry! Quentin’s Quandaries will be wild this week!

Speaking of Cook, former gubernatorial candidate and inherently apostate Democrat, Peter Cooke, has been called as a mission president! Enjoy Novosibirsk, President Cooke!

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