Do you like the Ensign? Is it bad? Can it be improved? Does it even need improvement?
Biggest news in years: McKay Coppins and Donald Trump loathe each other. It’s so good it’s good. Seriously. So good. Al loves it. He can’t focus.
He also can’t focus because his business got profiled on NBC Nightly News, which is pretty awesome. Round of applause!
Other assorted news: popcorn popping is REAL; Deseret News and the Atlantic make awkward bedfellows; my first trip to the temple, Mormons in baseball, mysterious powder at Church HQ; and BYU finally gets enough black students to mount an all-black play.