Category: MoBach

MoBach Round 2 Throwdown #4 – Sara vs. Angie

Editors’ note: Welcome to the second round of MoBach reviews and critiques. The people at The Mormon Bachelor are delighted to curb your right to free speech. We are delighted to encourage free speech. The freer, the better. Go, team! Sara Olds Al: Sara, if I remember correctly, was our favorite from before. Geoff: I think I was neutral. She was the Disneyland know-how one. A: With this much MJ, can this even go bad? G: Yes. But with a name like “Hype Studios,” I think all is possible. A: Oh gees, he is soooo white. This is gonna...

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MoBach Round 2 Throwdown #2 – Andrea vs. Beana

Editors’ note: Welcome to the second round of MoBach reviews and critiques. The people at The Mormon Bachelor are delighted to curb your right to free speech. We are delighted to encourage free speech. The freer, the better. Go, team! Andrea Candrian G: Before anything, can I just commend you, Al, for the “Fight!” picture this time around? Beana looks outstanding. Al: Political looking…. what does that mean? Geoff: It means Rick has no idea about politics. It’s not political looking. Northern Virginia looks like Orange County with more black people. A: What’s with the church garb, is this...

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MoBach Round 2 Throwdown #1 – Sam vs. Melissa

Editors’ note: Welcome to the second round of MoBach reviews and critiques. The people at The Mormon Bachelor are delighted to curb your right to free speech. We are delighted to encourage free speech. The freer, the better. Go, team! Samantha Goodsell Geoff: Oh goodie! More Temper Trap! They aren’t overplayed or anything. Can’t we leave that song to “500 Days of Summer,” where it belongs? G: I can’t help but think that her name is very James Bondgirl-esque. G: You dirtbag. You just want to do it all for the nookie. A: A little action? Not even a...

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MoBach Throwdown #11 – Sam(antha) vs. Melanie

Editors’ note: For the next few weeks we’ll be critiquing dates on “The Mormon Bachelor.” The folks at MoBach heavily moderate their comments so that everything involves sunshine and rainbows, and we think that is dumb. This is dating, people! Not all of it works or is positive, and we shall address it as such. Your comments and thoughts – uncensored and unedited – are welcome, as always. Samantha Andreasen Geoff: I felt like they actually had Rick mic’d last time around. Guess that was a fluke. Al: I like the sounds of the street. G: Giving roses to...

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